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Artist // Student // Digital Art
- United States
- Deviant for 11 years
- He / Him
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Good day, test subjects! Cave Johnson here. Founder and CEO of Aperture Science Enrichment Center! I'm here to answer any questions you may have for me. I appreciate people who just want to just say hi! .. But seriously.. Ask me something. Alright? That is all! .. *cough* Caroline.. get me my medicine..
"Alright you know what.. I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons.. Don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD!! I don't want your DAMN lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who's going to burn you house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers, to invent a combustible lemon, that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!"
"I punch those numbers into my calculator and it makes a happy face."
Family:
Crush/Girlfriend: Haha, who needs these when I have science?
Sisters: None yet c:
Brothers: Again.. Nothing.
Parents: Probably dead.
Friends: c: Science is my friend. And repulsion gel.
((OOC: Please, do not hate on me. c: I know little on Cave Johnson, only from what I've learned. I try to stay in character, but this is my first Ask account.))
"Alright you know what.. I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons.. Don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD!! I don't want your DAMN lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who's going to burn you house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers, to invent a combustible lemon, that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!"
"I punch those numbers into my calculator and it makes a happy face."
Family:
Crush/Girlfriend: Haha, who needs these when I have science?
Sisters: None yet c:
Brothers: Again.. Nothing.
Parents: Probably dead.
Friends: c: Science is my friend. And repulsion gel.
((OOC: Please, do not hate on me. c: I know little on Cave Johnson, only from what I've learned. I try to stay in character, but this is my first Ask account.))
Favourite Visual Artist
The guy who painted my portraits.
Tools of the Trade
Combustible Lemons.
Hello!
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Alright, test subjects and employees, fired employees, monkeys, dead test subjects whom bent the rules of reality and are now watching me as a ghost, elderly test subjects in need of water at this very moment, the elderly test subjects who were left in Test Sphere #122 and have probably been parched for weeks on end... I'm back after a long hiatus and the new testing procedure is going to be me working with magic! Now, we've got a new co-CEO since.. well, Caroline is no longer with me. Actually, I fired her. She invented something called the iPod fifty years early which threw at me a major influx of volunteered subjects who just sit there bro
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Cave is back.
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Greetings, subjects! So sorry for my absence! I went on vacation with Caroline.. Haha.. I guess I should of informed you all first. I'm back now and will warn you next time. c: Stay smart~
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Will you be sure to use a code word to remind us that it's you and not an impostor Cave?
oh my god its Cave Johnson!
hello Mr.johnson, do you need anything?
Mmmph mh mph hmph?
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+=Haha! That's very creative. I like it. c:
Hello Cave Johnson sir. c: